Dyson Spheres

Dense. Dark. Structurally formidable.

Made from Milk Duds® chocolate caramel candies, subjected to the full sublimation process.

Those were the pre-sublimation readings.

The vacuum process cracked the chocolate shell under pressure, exposing the caramel core to rapid moisture extraction. What emerged is rigid on the outside, honeycombed within — a hollow megastructure where soft caramel used to be.

The shell fractures cleanly. The interior crumbles with precision. The flavor is concentrated, amplified, and entirely non-negotiable.

A shell surrounding pure energy.

CLASS: SPHERICAL

Net Weight: 2 oz (57g)

Ingredients: Corn syrup, sugar, vegetable oil, cocoa, whey, dextrose, mono and diglycerides, artificial flavor. This product is made by freeze-drying commercially available candy and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the original manufacturer.

Contains: Milk, soy. Manufactured in a facility that may also process tree nuts, peanuts, and wheat.